Posted on April 27th, 2008 by laugh
A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th
birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them
one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and
boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,
“Well, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He turned 90.
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Posted on April 26th, 2008 by laugh
A woman is having her 90th birthday with a huge celebration in the
village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police and a reporter from
the local newspaper. He wants to know how she managed to have such a long
life.
She tells him about her fulfilled life - and about the 3 beers and 2
cigars she has each day. ‘Not to forget a healthy and active life keeps my
circulation going’ she adds.
The reporter curious now, asks deferentially, “So when was the last time
you made love, Mam ?”
“Well, let me think - made love - the last time I did that was around
1945.”
“Whoa,” the reporter says, “but that’s a helluva long time ago.”
“You think so?” The woman replied and checks her watch. She continued on
and said, “But it’s only 20:15 now!”
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Posted on April 26th, 2008 by laugh
Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong’s colourful attire and gold &
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN”.
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told
Sum Ting Wong,
“If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you,then
maybe I will give you a chance!
The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK”.
Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said :
“I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the
phone, I say YELLOW….BLUE’s that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong
number lah….Don’t disturb PURPLE and don’t call BLACK, ok!?!? Thank
You.”
The Manager fainted.
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Posted on April 26th, 2008 by laugh
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a
fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk
guy to jail.
The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man,
‘Where do you work?’
The man said, ‘Here and there.’
The judge asked the man, ‘What do you do for a living?’
The man said, ‘This and that.’
The judge then said, ‘Take him away.’
The man said, ‘Wait, judge, when will I get out?’
The judge said to the man, ‘Sooner or later
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Posted on April 26th, 2008 by laugh
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to
go out to do some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his
wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn’t
stop crying.
Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the
doctor. After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the
baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest
and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found
was indeed full.
“Here’s the problem,” the Dr. said. “He just needs to be changed.”
The father is very perplexed, “But the diaper package specifically
stated it is good for up to 10 lbs!”
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