A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th
birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them
one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and
boom! She had the tickets […]
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A woman is having her 90th birthday with a huge celebration in the
village. Everybody is there - the mayor, the police and a reporter from
the local newspaper. He wants to know how she managed to have such a long
life.
She tells him about her fulfilled life - and about the 3 beers and 2
cigars she has […]
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Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong’s colourful attire and gold &
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN”.
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told
Sum Ting Wong,
“If you could form a sentence using the words that I give […]
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There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a
fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk
guy to jail.
The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man,
‘Where do you work?’
The man said, ‘Here and there.’
The judge asked the man, ‘What do […]
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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to
go out to do some errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his
wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.
The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn’t
stop crying.
Finally, the dad got […]
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